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Nigeria Offers to Pay All College Expenses for Every Student

You guys aren’t going to believe this, but as of this morning I am now a completely debt-free college student. At 7:30 A.M., I checked my email and found an offer from a Nigerian prince named Kamara. He told me that he understood my situation and wanted to help with my student loans. All I had to do was provide my credit card info, and he initiated a transfer of $20,000 to my account! I couldn’t believe it.

Even more astounding, though, is that Prince Kamara wants to extend this offer to every college student in America. I don’t know how he can afford this, but I’m not asking any questions. I’m too busy enjoying my rapidly growing Amazon shopping cart.

I know you’re dying to learn how you can accept Kamara’s offer as well, so I’ll keep this brief. Literally all you need to do is go to this website and provide a credit card that the funds can be transferred to. You should receive your money quickly (usually between 1 and 300,000 days). Enjoy being debt-free!

Remember, having the burden of student loans lifted should not encourage you to be financially irresponsible. Make sure you practice sound financial habits, and save money regularly.